It’s not there anymore, John. It has been gone for lo, these many years. The natives divided it up into two little countries, "Boravia," and "Mohemia," or something like that.
You can learn things like that on the internets. Your wife can use the internets and the world wide web to discover tricky stuff like that. She can help you with that. Your friend George can use the internets, maybe. His father didn’t know about bar code price marking in supermarkets, but that was because Barbara went to the supermarket so that he wouldn’t have to. Do you have a cell phone, John?
There’s a whole new world waiting for you, John, out there on the "information superhighway." If you ask your staff, they will show you something called "Google" which will help you to learn new things and where where smart alecks write articles about the Muzlem enemy on the Wikipedia. If you don’t like the articles, Cindy can change them for you. Unfortunately, some of these pointy heads think that the Iranians are not supporting Al-Kayda, but you can find others others who will agree with you.
John, once you are president nobody will argue with you and you can forget about all this. pl