Release the missionary fools, or else!

 The Haitian government, the US Government and the world "sappocracy" is indulging itself in fostering the fantasy of Haitian national sovereignty and dignity at the expense of the idiot Baptist missionaries from the mountain states.  Do people really think that these do-gooder fools were engaged in kidnapping children to"traffick" them?  What a joke!

What is going to follow?  Trial?  Imprisonment in that hell hole?

National sovereignty?  We stopped respecting that some time ago.

To hell with that!  We are pouring vast sums of money into that failed country.

No more money for Haiti until these naive clowns are handed for over to US disposition.

No more private money.  No more US taxpayer money.

No more!  pl

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32 Responses to Release the missionary fools, or else!

  1. Arun says:

    We started throwing people (the foreign type) into prisons often for dubious reasons and with no judicial review. Let the Haitians follow our good example! I say let the do-gooder fools rot in Haitian Guantanamo!

  2. Jackie says:

    I’ll second Arun.
    Maybe a little time in a crumbled Haitian jail would be good for them. The reason he gave does seem to apply in this instance.

  3. lina says:

    Someone will spring them, e.g., Bill Clinton, Bill Richardson, Jesse Jackson, George Clooney. . . you get the idea. Though Arun’s idea has merit.

  4. Something very strange about this whole story and US reaction! IMO there is no Haitian Nation-State and activities there must be organized on that principle. So far no real US or UN leadership. Needs almost a protectorate status or administered as a UN trust territory. This particular story will also get worse and detract from the efforts at recovery. Almost 1/2 million orphans or abandoned children prior to the earthquake. Now probably much more with almost 50% of Haitian population under age 20!

  5. Medicine Man says:

    Regardless of their religious mores, if these people had honest intentions they don’t deserve to be made example of. I’m sure the Haitian government is eager to show some authority, given they have little real juice at this point.
    By the same token, I doubt the missionaries themselves would want all aid to Haiti severed on their behalf; at least if they are legitimate. I’m sure Col Lang is just venting.
    Hopefully this issue gets settled via back channels after a short period of cooling off. The state department speaks in soothing tones to the authorities in Haiti; so as not to rob the Haitian government of its veneer of authority. The Haitian government, satisfied it has made its point, cuts the missionaries loose. The missionaries themselves pay closer attention in the future to how experienced aid organizations behave. Everyone gets on with more important things. That would be the ideal outcome in my mind.

  6. The Moar You Know says:

    Or else what?
    C’mon, Colonel, Haiti isn’t worth throwing a rock at in anger. It would be the waste of a perfectly good rock.
    If I went down to Mexico and got popped buying some black-tar heroin, you wouldn’t waste the effort to type a screed saying I ought to be released to US authorities. You’d say, and rightly so, that I deserved to come up with the bribe or rot underneath the jail.
    Same with these idiots. They decided to kidnap some kids to save them from the imagined fires of hell that would surely be their fate if they were to be raised in the Haitian Voodoo God religion, or whatever that so-called society of thugs and failures believes in. They were stupid, and they made the very poor decision to be stupid in a foreign country. This pack of do-gooder fools apparently didn’t read their civics, geography or history books (I suspect they’re the types that don’t go for any of that fancy book-larnin’) or else they would have realized that Haiti isn’t America, and the protections of our laws do not apply.
    Hell, if they’d done some rudimentary homework, they’d have realized that in Haiti, NO laws apply, and they’d better have a fat bankroll at the ready to bribe their way out of trouble if the SHTF. They obviously didn’t.
    I could write a book on Americans that fail to realize that foreign countries can be dangerous places. You of all people know that score better than anyone. I’ll leave you with my plea: please don’t argue that folks don’t deserve to suffer the consequences for their own bad decisions. That’s why we’ve got the society of whiners, weaklings, and perpetual victims that we’ve got today.

  7. crf says:

    People can get fair trials in poor countries, including Haiti. The United States should concern itself with insuring they do. If the US thinks it isn’t possible, because of the earthquake chaos, it should try to make a deal with Haiti to prosecute them in the US, or in a neighbouring country. If they are convicted, the United States should try to ensure that their sentence is spent in the US.
    Getting a free pass for kidnapping, just because you’re an American, is offensive nonsense.
    America can still practice diplomacy and democracy and the rule of law. But like getting on your bike after a long layoff, it may initially be hard to remember the process coming off a 7 year break.

  8. Jose says:

    They will be held until someone pays the bail to get them out.
    That is how Haiti trafficking work$ and work$
    Arun, Haiti is probably worse than Guantanamo already, hope they do not use harsh interrogations tactics…

  9. walrus says:

    Col. Lang, On a totally unrelated note, might you comment on the snow situation where you are?
    Might you also comment on it as a Libertarian / Virginian?
    I need to know, speaking as the son of a DAR Mother.

  10. confusedponderer says:

    I have my doubts about whether Arun’s compelling argument will sway the D.C. decision makers, considering that in the acceptance of his stance would lie an admission of fault.
    From a more practical perspective it ought to be clear that a Haitian prison clearly is a hell hole. The Haitians have, if anything, proven beyond reasonable doubt that they can’t run their country, and that includes the prisons.
    Well meaning or culpable fools or not, they will suffer. Worse, the incident is now apparently being exploited for nationalist politics in Haiti, meaning these peoples have become mere pawns or bargaining chips. That suggests that indeed some quiet arm twisting may be in order.
    The Col’s reasoning as for why to piss on Haitian sovereignty is pretty reasonable.
    The Westphalian Order is, despite all its shortcomings and flaws, at least a workable approach to international affairs that to abandon we should think about long and hard. Still, with view on Haiti or Somalia and other FUBAR states I am aghast that I feel a certain sympathy for some of the views of the abominable John Bolton.

  11. bubba says:

    I understand how folks can look at this as a well intentioned act, but it’s really not something to be encouraged. Some punishment is needed, whether that’s in Haiti or here doesn’t matter.
    Also, the history of these bozos should be taken in consideration: Idaho woman who led ‘rescue’ mission in Haiti faces court woes at home

  12. Patrick Lang says:

    So, your mother is both a DAR member and a subject of the British crown?
    This libertarian Virginian pays city taxes and wants the streets plowed in return. We have 23 inches of snow here. The city showed up in the night and cut a big tree loose that had fallen across the street. Then they plowed the street. That pretty much fulfilled this part of the social contract for me. pl

  13. cletracsteve says:

    I, a progressive athiest, have made several trips to the DR (Dominican Republic) to work in an mission-run orphanage near the Haitian border. Even before the earth quake, the roads in the western DR had military check-points approximately every 15 minutes of driving — monitoring for Haitians crossing the border. They could be recognized by their darker skin-color. There is a not-too subtle racism between the countries. Planning to bring 33 or 100 Haitians into the DR was naive.
    Many of the ‘orphans’ where I went had one or more parents; parents who could not provide the food, safety and education Gringo missionaries could buy. Government inspectors forced the return of these orphans back to their homes, partly in the belief that being with the parents is best (an inherent Christian belief) and also to minimize the state education-subsidy. What would these inspectors do when they found 100 smuggled urchins.
    While not addressing this post’s points directly, the missionaries’ actions were, at best, poorly thought through. Why does one think the DR Government has pledged up to 10% of its budget to Haiti this year.

  14. Patrick Lang says:

    It sounds as though a lot of you have an especially vindictive attitude toward the God squad BECAUSE they are evangelical Christians. Every one of you knows that these people were not abducting these children to sell their organs, enslave them as prostitutes or make cheap household help out of them in some other rat hole similat to Haiti.
    What they are guilty of is incredible ignorance in thinking that Haiti’s government had no teeth and that their good intentions would protect them.
    Whichever one of you compared these people to someone “scoring heroin” in Mexico ought to be ashamed.
    Some of you are so hostile to the United States and to Americans that any chance to see pain and misery inflicted is welcome.
    A Haitian prison? Are you mad? pl

  15. Pudentilla says:

    I think people who kidnap children and pervert the Gospels to justify it deserve, at the very least our contempt – probably a trial, too. But as others have noted, if Haiti follows the example of the US, they could simply expedite matters by declaring such people enemies, and imprisoning them for life.

  16. Patrick Lang says:

    You have it right Send some pretty person with a taste for publicity down there to make a deal with the Haitian government crooks. pl

  17. Patrick Lang says:

    What self righteous nonsense! Perverting the gospels? Who made you the ultimate authority on what the gospels mean? pl

  18. confusedponderer says:

    Practical proposal: Iirc US law applies to US citizens even for acts they commit abroad. They ought to face trial in a US court under US law to serve time in a US jail if found guilty.
    The Haitians could agree, save face, and continue receiving money.
    I agree with your assessment that the missionaries are guilty of ignorance while having good intentions. I find that very plausible.

  19. jonst says:

    I hate gratuitousness complications in a crisis. Complications I understand. I understand some will say, and have said, on this list, that this situation is not gratuitousness.
    But it is to me, when compared with the need down there. You want to complicated the relief effort down there? Turn this into a high profile situation. Look, in the end they are gonna cut these people loose. Cutem loose now and be done with it.
    My two cents….

  20. Nancy K says:

    My feeling is that the missionaries were very stupid and probably a little self rightous, However the children were not hurt, it doesn’t appear that they were going to be sold as slaves or sex toys, which unfortunatly does happen too often to children in Haiti. So the missionaries should be given a steep fine, the money going to orpahanages in Haiti, and they should be shipped back to the US.
    Probably they will be fined and the money will go into the pocket of some Haitian official and they will be shipped back to the US.
    There are many children in the US who need help, most cities have too many children in foster care and too few adults who will care for them. If they really wanted to help children then they wouldn’t have to leave their own country.

  21. walrus says:

    Col. Lang,
    “So, your mother is both a DAR member and a subject of the British crown?”
    Not a subject of the British crown. She still fills in her IRS stuff every year. Traces her ancestry all the way back to the Mayflower. 60+ American cousins, nieces and nephews and counting. We send money back to the U.S. to help some of them sometimes.
    Glad “Mr. Plow” was there for you.
    On the subject of Haitian missionaries, I’m reminded of the phrase “No good deed goes unpunished.”
    I’m also reminded that Third world former colonial countries, for example Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore often view an opportunity to prosecute and incarcerate or execute a Westerner as “Nation building”.

  22. Andy says:

    I agree – there doesn’t seem to be much reason to keep holding this people. The point has been made to any similar group of idiots who might want to take shortcuts trying to save children. Now is a good time to make a deal.

  23. 91B says:

    Here’s a personal anecdote:
    My wife and I couldn’t’ have kids. We decided to adopt. My wife is from Brazil, so we decided Brazil would be the best option. She went down there and adopted a boy and she has been legally declared his mother by a Brazilian court. She is also a U.S. citizen.
    Guess what though… State Dept won’t let him into the U.S. Something about the Hague Convention. So instead, my wife has to remain in Brazil with him for two years before we can apply to bring him here.
    It’s a tough pill to swallow.

  24. frank says:

    This is probably a sincere and well-intentioned group of folks who were being exploited. Their sincerity and wish to “do good” has been mis-directed and they attempted a head line grabbing mission that has gone badly wrong.
    I know nothing about the group, but I imagine that they have drawn inspiration from the folks who have successfully prevented prior administrations from directing aid money to promote family planning classes, abortions and condom use. They have been so successful that the island is in serious population overshoot and this catastrophe just amplified that.
    Those folks could do more good by simply adopting one of the many orphans here in the US and by supporting sensible use of our foreign aid.

  25. Patrick Lang says:

    My only revolutionary war ancestor (that I know of)fought for the king.
    He was a Brunswicker (Wilhelm Prell) from the Hanoverian lands in Germany (not a Hessian) Captured at Saratoge, he never went home. pl

  26. JAC says:

    I happen to be involved the humanitarian operations on Haiti. Its a very difficult situation. This is one of the very few times where all three tips of the logistics spear (air,sea and land) where broken. Its been tough and if it were not for the US Military, DoS and USAID the situation would be much worse.
    The missionaries through their hearts were in the right place, their neurons were not all firing….
    Skinny in the NGO Community is that the punishment they are getting now is about all they will get, no matter the threats of a trial.
    A message is being sent and its my belief its not just by the Haitian Government but by ours as well as the UN.
    The message being sent is that taking Children out of any Country during a disaster without proper authority will get you some jail time…

  27. Patrick Lang says:

    I have presumed that what you say is true, but all concerned should understand that jail time in Haiti for these people will cause revulsion against further aid in money for that “country.” pl

  28. C L says:

    The Country being appeased by these actions is the Dominican Republic. DR has a strict policy on Haitian illegal/undocumented immigration, those caught are immediately returned to Haiti. It was the Dominicans who stopped the ‘kidnapping’ & handed the ‘perpetrators’ to the ‘Haitian authorities’ – basically Haitian border patrol who work hand in hand with their Dominican counterparts to stop the undocumented crossing the border. (The DR main response to the earthquake was amassing troops on the border to stem the flow of refugees.)
    DR is vital for the Haitian support/recovery. e.g. Most of our news media & plenty of intl aid enters via DR.
    Secondly the high regard we hold for ‘our idiot baptist’ missionaries is not shared by other nations, to put it kindly. Their activities are seen by most as immoral, soul stealing, preaching elitist, bathed in American self serving exceptionalism. This was on full show as the evangelical/baptist tried smuggling children into a Catholic country named after a Catholic icon …. Santo Domingo.
    Missionaries are not openly welcome in DR anymore, they tried gaining a toehold from 1949 – 1970 reaching mainly Creole Haitians. They currently have one mission there that opened in 2007.
    In the baptists own words
    To summarize:
    1. The sovereignty of Santo Donimgo was challenged by the missionaries.
    2. Had Haiti any form of rational gvmt then the episode would probably have been cleared by now.
    3. Missionaries are not welcome in DR, the ‘idiots’ amongst them foment social disorder with their narrow minded social approaches.
    (See Congo, Rwanda, Uganda, etc..)
    Finally a rhetorical question: What if these had been moslem preachers spreading the words of their beliefs & saving children. (Highly unlikely scenario seeing as from the arab world, only Morocco & UAE managed to pledge any aid money – $4 Million between them)

  29. jonst says:

    “Gringo missionaries”? Your humanity underwhelms me, Cletrasteve.

  30. Sara says:

    Senator Amy Klobuchar, (DFL, MN) has announced she plans to introduce three bills this week that apply to International Adoptions and Agency standards, and much else. When she was Hennepin Co District Attorney, she did much the same with State Laws before she was elected to the Senate. I’d suggest people take a look at her proposals, and if they seem reasonable, ask others to support them.
    Essentially, she wants to speed up International Adoptions so as to prevent so many “adoptables” spending critical early years in orphanages. She also wants Federal Regulation of International Adoption agencies, (might avoid the current Baptist Problem), and she proposes an Assistant Sec of State for Adoptions, who could negotiate with other countries the terms and perhaps set some basic standards of care in orphanages that house adoptables. I believe she would make it a crime under US Law for Americans to engage in trafficking. She would also reform rules so as to keep siblings together in Adoption. She also has limits on fees which can be charged for Adoption Services, More or less eliminates the For Profit Adoption sector. Minnesota has the highest rate of International Adoptions in the country, and Amy has long been involved with trying to keep it clean.
    Wall Street Journal reporter wrote about a week ago that she had met the Baptists in the DR before they went to Haiti, and told them what they planned was quite illegal. If as reported, then they were not all that innocent. Likewise, in the ten days prior to the Arrests, UNICEF web sites were full of reports of such “kidnappings” and were putting pressure on Haiti to take notice.

  31. YT says:

    Re: “missionaries are guilty of ignorance while having good intentions”
    Methinks ’em missionaries should ask John Rambo ’bout how the world actually work$ —
    But I bet he’s tired of rescuin’ all ’em do-gooders from troubled spots ’round da world. I say live & let live. America’s got tons of problems with their own youth already. Worry ’bout your own folk first is what I’d say.
    Re: Third world former colonial countries…often view an opportunity to prosecute and incarcerate or execute a Westerner as “Nation building”.
    Couldn’t agree more, Walrus.

  32. Arun says:

    I suppose taxpayer money can resume flowing to the army.
    “The U.S. military freed a Reuters photographer in Iraq on Wednesday, almost a year and a half after snatching him from his home in the middle of the night and holding him without charge.”
    “Jassam was one of several Iraqi journalists working for foreign news organizations who have been detained by the U.S. military, often for months at a time, since the 2003 U.S. invasion. None has ever been charged, triggering criticism from international journalism rights groups.”
    “The Iraqi Central Criminal Court has ruled that there was no case against Jassam.”
    “U.S. forces detained Reuters cameraman Ali Mashhadani and held him for three weeks without charge, the third time he was detained. Mashhadani was held for five months in 2005.”

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