Thus Spoke Woke. The monotonous song from the album The Narrative by Drum Chief and the Indiginous Beatnicks. The sacred band that creates bad feelings the way a bad singer ruins a beautiful hymn sung by a fine choir. Because the Woke would rather be morally wrong than factually correct. Starting their long unawaited tour in Flyover Country the Swamp.
Backup vocals by the Black Hebrew Isrealites. (Best known for their hits <cesnored>, <redacted>, and <I can't possibly publish that in a blog like this>. ) (Ed note the link is to almost 2 hours of video. My, my Real News deep sixed vetted that, didn't they?)
Photo via VOX
Promotion by: CNN, Twitter, Faceborg and the entire cast of MSNPC INC.
Such as in this reporting by Savannah Guthrie "Twitter rips Savannah Guthrie for 'appalling' interview with Nicholas Sandmann on 'Today'"
Other Great tunes include:
The Narrartive by: Comrade Marx and the Victimhood Group
Now Hear This, Over and Over Again by MSNPC (Muzak never sounded so sweet)
A spiritual – I Heard the Cock Crow by Most Rev. Roger Joseph Foys, D.D.
I think there is a lesson there for us all.
Death Panels by Delegate Tran
I Will Pay Their Penalty for Simply Being by Baby
Nothing to See Here, Move Along by: Politicians and the Guess Which Party Group.
March For Life News Coverage by Absolutely Nobody with ratings. Right to Life, what the heaven is that?
Trump's Innaugual Crowd was Bigger by the Womens March.
Punch Back Twice as Hard by Barack Obama
(ed note: Great symbolism in the cover art by Hatr)
has been replaced by
Here, Have a Subpoena. No Realy, This is for You. by the L Lin Wood P.C..
I'm sure you will either love their tune or hate the cost. It's a must watch video that will play on MTV right after the Planned Parenthood videos by Project Veritas.
In Review I must say that this album is one of the finest pieces of Neodemocraticsolcialistjustice Enlightenment in the Art of the Narrative to arrive this year. When you thought you would see bland news coverage of the 47th RTL March but get wall to wall coverage of a group of teenagers "assualting" a group you never heard of you know you have just seen one of the finest examples of Isloate and Swarm, Amplify and Double Down since the Alinsky tactics were analyzed by alt-rightwing Native American in Italy VOXday (not to be confused with alt-left wing VOX) you know you have a winner. (Ed note. Rule 13: "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.". Don't you gals know picking on a teenager is now called bullying and 13 is a very unlucky number?)
This is a new textbook example of the craft of making news, not covering it; especially when it reflects poorly on The Party. This is sure to have more staying power than Bang! They shot holes in your history or POP there goes the narrative. As the Great Woke Women of Huffington Post would put it…..
Oops. I guess pink slips don't go with pink hats. Well, as the saying goes:
Copies available on line, pick up one soon becasue after Trump's speech tonight they'll only be available in a Kentucky Court Room or a memory hole near you.
I'm sure you are looking forward to the next review, "Have You Heard About? Of Course Not" The extended play version.
Featuring such great hits as:
I Left My Hanky Panky in San Francisco by Kamala Harris
There was Nothing Behind the Green Door, it was all out in the Open by Willie Brown
411 Grinder Gone Bad by Chicago MAGA
I Fought Back by Jussie Smollett
Persons of Interest from the album We Looked Through Hundreds of Hours of Video by The Chicago PD.
Don't Believe All Women, subtitled Facts Matter NOW 'cause I'm Woke by Lord <Help Me> Lieutenant Governor Fairfax
We Laughed All The Way To The Bank by The Ed Gillespie Campaign Strategists.
(ed note: Flip side to $29 Million, look what Robby Mook blew)
Blackface is Racist by Isn't That Just Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Stayed tuned to more great reviews! Remember, they make the Intellectual Expectorant, we only review it.