Euthanise A Walrus? Norwegians are Crazy! By Walrus

A young, beautiful looking, female Walrus named Freya has graced the city of Oslo by taking up summer residence in Oslo Fiord. Needless to say, the general public are infatuated with her apparently to the point of endangering themselves. Female Walruses do not put up with louts. What beggars belief is the Norwegian Authorities solution ; euthanise Freya!

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10 Responses to Euthanise A Walrus? Norwegians are Crazy! By Walrus

  1. Fourth and Long says:

    Good move Vlad. I’d keep my distance from Freya.

  2. JK/AR says:

    Well. I certainly hope none of my pals who read here, their wives visit the site too because …

    Freya puts me in mind of some few of our local corn-fed lady hillbillys roundabout.

    One of the more effective pick up lines from my (far) youthful days was

    “My. What a beautiful tooth you have!”

    Damn shame the authorities would even consider euthanization.

  3. Leith says:

    She’s a beauty. And the name suits her. “From Old Norse Freyja meaning “lady”. This is the name of a goddess associated with love, beauty, war and death in Norse mythology. “

    Send her up north to Finnmark maybe?

  4. TTG says:

    The honorable course of action is to rescue, rehab and release in a different area. The attention she is getting in Oslo is sure to kill her slowly and painfully.

    • jerseycityjoan says:

      Agree. I saw this last night and wondered why they didn’t just take her somewhere she belonged. They can certainly afford to.

  5. Leith says:

    Sad ending. The least they could have done was to give Freya her own pontoon raft like the Welsh did with Wally. That would have kept sightseers out of danger, no?

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