It's that time of year folks: Awards Season. So pull in and watch the sunset on a great day because we have a great new show to go with your evening dose of Fake News.
Hollywood, your show can wait. We've got Fake Courage to recognize, so lets go going, shall we?
Let me introduce some of our judges:
The Legislature of the State of Washington. Because they know Democracy Dies in Darkness and you don't deserve to see what they are doing.
The FISA Court. Because XXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXXXXX to the Star Chamber.
The Massachusetts Institute of Technology. They have the courage to make you keep with the narrative, or else; especially when Obama is giving a speech.
The Prime Minister of Canada. Because using fake map to garner real votes takes some courage.
Entertainment featuring a special performance by The North Korean Cheerleaders. You loved them at the Olympics, you'll love them here.
Now on the the awards: Dishonorable mention nominee:
The California Democratic Party. Really, you can’t endorse an 85 year old lady who gave her life to the party? That’s just cold man, cold.
Honorable Mention nominees:
Mobzilla – it worked in getting Brendan Eich fired for exercising his Constitutional rights. Keeping up the bad work promoting collective guilt and collective punishment may earn you a star:
NBC Fake Sports coverage. What you did with the Olympics. Really, did you see those ratings? Well nobody saw your coverage so you got me there.
Now a word from our soon to cancel sponsors:
Travel arrangements by “we believe in collective punishment after trial by social media”: Delta and United Airlines. Fear not, our pilots are keeping their guns.
Photos and updates disappearing almost as soon as they are posted courtesy of:
The Trust and Safety Council of Faceborg. Trust us, Putin did.
Internet search error by Goolag. We don’t want you seeing this, for our own good.
Shadow ban discourtesy of Twitter.
Now on to our nominees:
Adam Schiff. Two weeks to write a memo? Why Fawn Hall could have walked the Pentagon Papers out of the pentagon in the time it took you to snooker America with a memo rigged up like a democratic primary. Everybody saw that one coming. Get with the program, you have got to be a little more fake than that to win this award Adam.
Gunning up a place: The Sanctuary City Baltimore, the most dangerous place in America. Let’s hear it for the Murder-rate Capital of America. Your juries let off crooked cops and honest cops can’t stop the gang-banger violence on any given Saturday night. That takes special fake leadership courage.
Cowering behind more security than the Broward County Sheriff's office felt students and staff at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland Florida deserved, the worst deputy in American history:
Closing in to the lead as he nears the final red line is the one, the only.
"If you like your freedom, you can keep your freedom"
A tweet. Barack, you are the only politician in America who refuses to recognize the real courage shown by those who knew how to Act in a crisis; Not a word of recognition for the heroism shown by students Peter Wang, Alaina Petty and Martin Duque for having the courage to go in harms way to save their fellow students? The omission in that tweet took some real Fake Courage. Way to go Barack.
Now, speeding past the families he made grieve, wallowing along in the Fake Courage award race:
A man who was never a good ole boy, a man more vile than the Sheriff of Nottingham, the Pride of Florida’s Broward County, Sheriff Scott "I've done amazing leadership" Israel.
“amazing leadership” Yep, letting 17 students and staff be killed by a deranged pscho you were warned about more than two dozen times takes some real Fake Courage.
And our last, but not least, nominee. From a mansion on a hill in Tallahassee that would put Pontus Pilates to shame, Governor Couragous himself, the man who still hasn't fired Broward County's "finest". Governor Scott of Florida. You have to wonder what Sheriff Israel has on you. "You're fired" that's all you need to say. Better ask Trump how to do it, before the voters do it to you.
Tune in soon for new updates, because it’s gonna be a lonnnnnnng year and awards like this may never be seen again, because: The narrative: Never Again. Patriot Act II, Civil Rights Boogaloo, for the children, ought to do it. Never Again should our children be bussed to defense free zones to be protected by those with Fake Courage? That is a thought crime.
… commentary by Fred.